I dont even know what I post | Sometimes I do, Sometimes I dont |
drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension


uusui:

keep on walking aoba

do not make any eye contact at all costs

(based after this)


killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date


cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.


tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]


m788:

What do older brothers drive?

a nii-san


horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all


sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no


oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months